Worst Album Covers. Ever.
I spend entirely too much time shopping for vinyl LPs. Yard sales, flea markets, record stores, whatever. Just looking at album covers, mostly; yeah, I buy a few- but it’s all about the covers. As much as I’d love to be able to say I’m an art lover, I’m really not. Bad art, now that’s something I love. Forget all that “post-modernist constructivist impressionism” shit; I think the true measure of civilization’s greatness is the amount of tragic, god-awful art shit out there. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good Duchamp painting or a Kurosawa movie, but there’s something way more interesting (and intellectually stimulating) in all the ludicrous and downright shitty art on this Earth. Fart jokes rule.
So here’s a little tribute to some of the music world’s “art” offerings; the worst of the worst (with really awful commentary from yours truly…)
The Blue Man Group were kids once, you know…
I would totally bang all these chicks.
What the fuck is wrong with German people?
I was wondering when American Apparel was going to go after the “retard” demographic…
Just in case you were wondering what Shaq looked like while eating your pussy.
Actually, this is the best album cover ever.
No caption needed. Really.
I wish my best friend was this cool.
I didn’t think this was that funny until I saw the dude’s left eye. It’s like a black hole. You can’t look away no matter how hard you try. Seriously. I dare you.
“Mother I am a Christian Homosexual”
Worst. Birthday. Ever.
I like that someone had the presence of mind to put flowers in there.